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The author, Miles Mathis, argues that George C. Scott’s portrayal of General George S. Patton in the 1970 film was inaccurate, suggesting Scott should have sounded more like Elmer Fudd. Mathis proposes that Patton faked his death, claiming that previous theories and admissions about his life are being suppressed. He asserts that Patton was unhappy with his military assignment in Europe and in a relationship with his younger “niece,” Jean Gordon, who allegedly died shortly after. Mathis believes this death, like Patton’s, was faked to allow them to be together.
Mathis delves into Patton’s extensive family connections, linking him to numerous noble and influential families, including the Stuarts, Gordons, Lafayettes, Balls, Gaunts, Forbess, Sinclairs, Grahams, Keiths, Hamiltons, Ayers, Herricks, Fanning sisters, Jennifer Aniston, Hoares, Woody Allen, Soon-yi, Mia Farrow, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Jack London, Ronald Reagan, George Washington, John of Gaunt, Alexander Gordon, Lord of Dunkintie, Earls of Caithness, Earls of Montrose, Earls of Marischal, Earls of Huntly, Earls of Arran, Frederick Fanning Ayer, American Woolen Company, Arctic Coal Company, Beatric Fanning Ayer, Louise Ayer, George C. Scott, Joe Biden, Himmler, Hess, Hitler, Maxime Weygand, Leopold II of Belgium, Saxe-Coburg und Gotha, William Weygandt, Hunzinger, John Pershing, Robert Washington, Balls, Edmund of Woodstock, Edward I, Philippa of Luxembourg, Jean de Hainaut, Sir William Thornton, Lord Chichester, Earl of Donegall, Todds, Kennedys, Mary Todd Lincoln, Martha Stuart, David Stuart of Virginia, FitzHughs, William the Conqueror, Charlemagne, Julius Caesar, Governor John Mercer Patton, Anne Gordon Mercer, Isabella Gordon, John Gordon, Tennants, Hugh Mercer, Erica Howton, Erica, Geni.com, Slaughter line, Saunders, Kaufmanns, Ben Franklin, Frances Stonor Saunders, Colemans, Pendletons, Douglasses of Scotland, Smiths, Queen Elizabeth II, Titanic, George Graysmith, Robert Graysmith, Robert Gray Smith, Pancho Villa Expedition, Woodrow Wilson, John Reed, Friedrich Katz, Teddy Roosevelt, Joe Angelo, Bonus Army, Oscars.
Mathis claims that many of Patton’s achievements and promotions were undeserved or manufactured, citing his low ranking at West Point, his limited battlefield success in World War I, and his role in quelling the Bonus Army. He scrutinizes the Pancho Villa Expedition, suggesting it was a manufactured crisis. The author also questions Patton’s military actions in North Africa, Sicily, and during the Battle of the Bulge, alleging that these events were staged or exaggerated for propaganda purposes.
Mathis suggests that Patton’s supposed death in a car accident on December 9 was also faked, as it occurred at low speed with no serious injuries to others, and his burial in Luxembourg seemed unusual. The author concludes by briefly touching on current events, dismissing the Afghanistan withdrawal as staged and the Dixie Fire as an intentionally manufactured event. He also critiques the promotion of certain narratives by media figures and politicians.
Throughout the text, Mathis repeatedly points to numerological patterns, particularly the “aces and eights” (1 and 8), and the recurring presence of Phoenicians in historical and familial connections as evidence of a grand, hidden agenda. He implies that many historical figures, including generals and even Hitler, were either Jewish or Phoenician, and that promotions and events are orchestrated by a secret elite. The author also criticizes the manipulation of history by mainstream media and the obfuscation of family trees on sites like Geni.com and Wikipedia.