This article by Miles Mathis argues that actor Chris Pratt is not from a humble background as presented in his public persona but is instead part of a vast, interconnected network of wealthy and influential families, many with ties to the British peerage and historical events like the Salem Witch trials. Mathis traces Pratt’s lineage through various surnames and connections, suggesting that his fame and wealth are predetermined by his ancestry. He also analyzes the genealogy of Pratt’s wife, Anna Faris, and draws parallels with other celebrities like Ben Affleck and Tom Selleck, proposing that many in Hollywood are related and operate within a hidden American nobility. Mathis further speculates about the nature of these families, often implying crypto-Jewish origins and connections to intelligence agencies like the CIA. The article also touches on the physical appearances of modern actors, drug use, and the perceived decline in charm and beauty in Hollywood, contrasting it with older eras.

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