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The author, Miles Mathis, expresses skepticism about Caitlin Clark’s WNBA troubles, which he encountered via a Youtube video. He immediately suspected a fabricated narrative, particularly regarding a “2nd Grade Dreamboard” attributed to Clark. Mathis points to inconsistencies in the handwriting, arguing it’s too advanced for a seven-year-old and that the first “cloud” of text doesn’t match the others in terms of letter formation, specifically the capital “W” and the style of the letter “e.”
Mathis posits that the Youtube channel Hoop Reports, which hosts the video and has significant viewership, might be a CIA front, creating content to promote Caitlin Clark and generate revenue for powerful entities. He draws parallels to the Tiger Woods narrative, suggesting Clark, like Woods, is being excessively hyped and financially rewarded before achieving significant professional accomplishments, citing a Nike deal worth $28 million. Mathis believes this is a deliberate distraction from more important issues like “vaccine genocide” and the decline of the US middle class.
He questions the authenticity of Caitlin Clark herself, pondering if she is a man, though he dismisses this due to her feminine voice and lack of visible Adam’s apple, in contrast to Brittney Griner. He speculates clark might be on performance-enhancing drugs, a common practice in sports. Mathis states his general disinterest in all professional sports, citing his abandonment of the NBA and professional golf due to perceived excessive behavior and a focus on superficial accomplishments. He contrasts this with classic entertainment like The Andy Griffith Show.
Mathis also critiques the cultural landscape, lamenting the decline of arts, sciences, and humanities, and the perceived decrease in literacy, while sports figures are lauded. He questions the physical disparity shown between Caitlin Clark and Cameron Brink in a video.
The author then shifts focus to Taylor Swift, referencing an article that claims she has a positive impact on literacy. Mathis disputes this, calling the author “Monochrome Man” and asserting that Swift’s vocabulary is poor and she dropped out of high school. He suggests Swift’s songs are written by committees in Langley (referring to the CIA) to influence young people. He believes Swift is a major Intel project, heavily promoted across various media, including TimeLife special issues and pervasive magazine displays in markets, which he argues are mandatory placements serving as a CIA propaganda tool. Mathis concludes by asserting his own superior ability to understand and engage with the cultural zeitgeist.
The text includes footnotes referencing a Mahuchikh setting a world record in high jump and a detailed discussion of Viktor Bout, alleging he is a CIA agent due to his multiple aliases, passports, and language skills, and linking him to noble Russian families like the Aminoffs through historical figures and connections to Brad Pitt, Natalie Wood, Bronislav Kamenski, Rafael Eitan, and Danny Kaye. The Aminoff family’s historical prominence and business dealings are also highlighted, with mention of their connection to Fiskars and noble houses in Azerbaijan and Tajikistan.
Here is the list of annotated subjects, names, references, locations, companies, etc.:
- Caitlin Clark
- WNBA
- Youtube
- Miles Mathis
- Hoop Reports
- CIA
- Langley
- Tiger Woods
- Nike
- US
- Brittney Griner
- NBA
- The Andy Griffith Show
- Cameron Brink
- Taylor Swift
- Monochrome Man
- TimeLife
- Mahuchikh
- Viktor Bout
- Viktor Budd
- Boris Butt
- Vadim Aminov
- Merchant of Death
- Esperanto
- Wikipedia
- Aminoff
- Grand Princes of Kiev
- Brad Pitt
- Kamenskys
- Pushkins
- Buturlins
- Romanovs
- Natalie Wood
- Bronislav Kamenski
- Rafael Eitan
- Kaminsky
- Israel
- Danny Kaye
- Scandinavia
- Fiskars
- Azerbaijan
- Tajikistan
- Soviet intelligence