I came to this reality through a portal that escapes my memory.
I'm told... It was summer in Romania when I was born. I had light hair sometime in the early morning.
I was chubby in this first part of my life. Rich rolls covering my thighs and arms.
There's a family story about a time I needed some kind of injection in my chubby butt-cheek...
something about a nurse that didn't hold me properly when she stabbed me with the needle...
I jumped off the bed with the needle in my butt and ran around the house...
I've been told that story so many times I almost remember it.