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This article by Miles Mathis, published on March 6, 2025, critiques a New York Post story about Tucker Carlson allegedly interviewing Sam Bankman-Fried from a New York jail cell at the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn. Mathis questions the logistics of such an interview, suggesting it implies jails have special press rooms or that cells are equipped for remote communication. He highlights Sam Bankman-Fried’s claim of being in a “15-man dorm” with other “high profile” prisoners like PDiddy and Luigi Mangione, along with the Alexander triplets, separated from other inmates. Mathis sarcastically suggests this isolated dorm might include amenities like private showers, cafeterias, and even movie studios and golf courses, serving to insulate these individuals from other prisoners’ testimonies. He humorously speculates about other famous missing figures potentially being in such a dorm. Mathis then points out the “coincidence” that the attorneys for Combs (another name for PDiddy) and Mangione are husband and wife, likening them to a CIA vaudeville act. The article also mentions that R. Kelly and Ghislaine Maxwell were allegedly housed in the same facility, with Mathis referencing a previous piece by a guest writer that proved the R. Kelly situation was faked. He further claims that many high-security prisons, including ADX Supermax, have “pretend units” for high-profile individuals like Manson, Kaczynski, and the “shoebomber,” where no one is actually housed, and the stories are fabricated for appearances. Mathis concludes by suggesting these individuals are brought in for staged photoshoots in prison sets, and that the public accepts these narratives because they appear real and people trust their government.
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