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The author, Miles Mathis, argues that Billie Eilish is a tool of CIA propaganda, designed to destabilize youth and sell anti-depressants. He claims her music, like the song “I’m Getting Older”, is depressing and programmed, not authentic. Mathis asserts that Eilish is not writing her own songs, but rather they are created by committees and manufactured by international intelligence. He traces Eilish’s alleged ties to intelligence operations through her actor parents, Maggie Baird and Patrick O’Connell, and their past roles in shows like X-Files, Charmed, Six Feet Under, and Bones. Mathis further claims Eilish is distantly related to prominent figures such as Clara Barton, Brigham Young, Steve Young, The Bushes, Allen Dulles, Gerald Ford, Eisenhower, Kate Upton, Bill Gates, and Ben Affleck, as well as the Stirlings of Stirling Castle, Scotland, linking her to P&O Steam Navigation Company and even Barbara Bush. He also mentions her maternal lineage connects to East India Company families. Mathis contrasts Eilish with other artists like Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus, Lady Gaga, Madonna, and Cher, suggesting they are also products of their upbringing and external manipulation, and that Eilish is heading towards a similar decline. The article then pivots to critique the perceived insanity of public figures like Nancy Pelosi, Joe Biden, Merrick Garland, Trump, Boris Johnson, Macron’s wife, Macron, Trudeau, Newsom, Tony Blair, Tony Fauci, Klaus Schwab, Bill Gates, Hillary Clinton, Lori Lightfoot, and Kate Brown, attributing their appearance and behavior to mental instability rather than natural aging or political affiliation. Finally, Mathis scrutinizes news anchor Courtney Friel for her artificial appearance, linking it to beauty magazines promoting unnatural standards. He notes the declining viewership of the Grammys and mentions Eilish, Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, and ABBA as nominees in 2022, dismissively calling their music “sucks”. He also makes a side note about Elvis’s Grammy wins and the history of Grammy viewership.
Subjects/Names/References/Locations/Companies:
- Billie Eilish
- Miles Mathis
- CIA
- I’m Getting Older
- NPR
- Schoenberg
- Intel
- Grammys
- Elvis
- X-Files
- Nirvana
- Morrissey
- Marilyn Manson
- David Bowie
- Miley Cyrus
- Taylor Swift
- Katy Perry
- Bad Guy
- Finneas
- Billie Baird O’Connell
- Maggie Baird
- Patrick O’Connell
- Charmed
- Six Feet Under
- Bones
- Green River
- The West Wing
- Without a Trace
- Numb3rs
- FBI
- Emma Sterling Bones
- Clara Barton
- Brigham Young
- Steve Young
- The Bushes
- Allen Dulles
- Gerald Ford
- Eisenhower
- Kate Upton
- Bill Gates
- Ben Affleck
- Stirlings of Stirling Castle, Scotland
- Baron Jeffrey Sterling OBE GCVO
- P&O Steam Navigation Company
- Anna Sterling
- Jason Pierce
- Barbara Bush
- Pierce
- Barrow Baronets
- Townshends
- Pete Townshend
- Grenfells
- Grenfell Tower
- Stewarts
- Grant
- Bradford
- Blackmore
- Payne
- Sheppard
- Green
- Tomlin
- Carter
- Rogers
- Hale
- East India Company
- Operation Chaos
- Tony Fauci
- Pfizer
- Mordor
- Lady Gaga
- Madonna
- Cher
- Nancy Pelosi
- Joe Biden
- Merrick Garland
- Hannibal Lecter
- Trump
- Boris Johnson
- Macron’s wife
- Macron
- Trudeau
- Newsom
- Tony Blair
- Klaus Schwab
- Lori Lightfoot
- Kate Brown
- Courtney Friel
- Stepford wife
- Elvis (mentioned again regarding Grammys)
- Grammys (viewership statistics)
- Michael Jackson
- The Police
- Flashdance
- Justin Bieber
- ABBA