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This humor series, “The Bunion,” presents a series of absurd and satirical news reports. The articles cover a variety of topics including a Westminster Dog Show incident where a stuffed toy dog was removed and incinerated by the President of the Westminster Dog Show and his wife, who loves plush toys. Other animal-related news includes a standard male poodle requesting pants from a rich lady, dogs bred with no legs performing jumping tests, rabbits bred with no ears undergoing hearing tests, and American high school students taking their SATs. A Corgi from Russia fails to qualify in a diving competition in Moscow. A dog that doubles as Roombas is showcased for its utility in cleaning, with detachable ears for feather dusting, and will be available on the Home Shopping Network. A woman is seen riding a Gelfling bareback.

In celebrity news, an ABBA singer, previously confused with a blonde member, has legally changed her name to “That Other One.” Her agent, Colleen O’Malley, advised her on a “bottle-ginger” approach. Sean Penn, a Pfizer representative, demands that unvaccinated individuals and tall, well-groomed people stop watching his movies. Pfizer is developing a vaccine to prevent facial changes like noses and mouths taking over faces after age 50, according to spokesperson Julia Roberts. Tom Hanks receives a Fred Armisen look-alike award from Fred Armisen, noting it took years of dedication. Jennifer Lawrence reveals her heart’s number one A-lister is Pete Davidson, followed by a list including Peter Lorre, “That Other Guy” from Dude Where’s My Car?, Pauly Shore, Michael Nesmith, Danny Bonaduce, Billie Eilish, AJ McLean, Rudolf Hess, and Droopy Dog.

Los Angeles mourns the passing of P-22, a mountain lion spotted on Sunset Boulevard near Starbucks. Derek Wolfe, an ex-NFL hero, claims to have eaten P-22 raw after it menaced his gerbils. Jennifer Aniston’s puppy, Lord Chesterfield, was seen rummaging for food on Rodeo Drive.

Quentin Tarantino’s next movie, “MAGADEATH,” is leaked, continuing his historical revisionism with a focus on MAGA. Tarantino will play a Green Beret lieutenant colonel who infiltrates Mar-a-Lago with Sylvester Stallone’s First Blood T-shirt. He escapes and builds an Apache helicopter. Florida Governor Ron DeSantis mobilizes the Florida National Guard, including the OathKeepers and ProudBoyScout brigades, against Lt. Colonel Rhondella.

In politics, President Kamala Harris’s spokesperson, Joe Biden, criticizes the press for commenting on his appearance, referencing his time in the Ministry of Silly Walks. His son, Hunter Biden, due to an accidental vaccine overdose, has shrunk and now sells astroturf. Ashley Biden’s Jim Carrey-like Popeye impression is noted. Jim Carrey has “minted” an NFT titled “Hunter Biden Gay Porn” and created another satirical piece about Tom Hanks at the end of Splash. Bill Murray is mentioned, as is a Red Skelton biopic called “Clem Kadiddlehopper.”

George Lucas has an agreement with Hair Club for Men to harvest hair from his forehead, which regrows quickly. McDonald’s wins “best of show” in Cincinnati for a dog made of french fries. Another dog that grows its own bubble gum is also featured.

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