The provided text, “The FAKE War in Ukraine” by Miles Mathis, argues that the conflict in Ukraine is a staged psyop and not a genuine war. The author contends that the entire event, including Vladimir Putin as the antagonist and Sean Penn’s involvement, is a Hollywood production. Mathis suggests that Putin is a caricature and that Sean Penn is a “mini-me” relative of Putin and Zelensky, who is also portrayed as a “Jewish-actor mini-me cousin.” The author critiques a CNN interview with Sean Penn by Anderson Cooper, describing Penn as disheveled and incoherent, speculating about the reasons for his state. Mathis also highlights Zelensky’s background as an actor, comedian, director, and producer, noting his IMDB page.

Mathis claims the fake war is a diversion to cover up “Covid and vaccine crime against humanity” and an impending “Trucker-led revolution in the US”. He likens it to a “wag-the-dog moment” and believes Robert DeNiro would find it amusing. A third reason for the fake war, according to Mathis, is to defraud the treasury through inflated costs for deployed equipment and weapons. He accuses “the Phoenicians” of perpetrating scams through deadly vaccines, stimulus packages that benefit the wealthy, and a fake war to enrich themselves while reporting a booming economy for the top 1%.

The author also criticizes the “alternative press,” including Tucker Carlson, Alex Jones, Mike Adams, and Gateway Pundit, for presenting the war as real. He asserts that they are instructed to frame the narrative as “red and anti-blue” and that the old fear of nuclear war, ongoing since 1945, is being amplified with fears about Chernobyl. Mathis explicitly states there are no nukes.

In a later addition, Mathis mentions an MI6 claim that the war is about LGBT issues, FEMA’s advice to social distance and wear a mask during a nuclear explosion, and the exaggerated story of Putin sending assassins after Zelensky. He also mocks GOP governors’ actions to remove Russian products, questioning their effectiveness. Mathis speculates on a familial connection between Penn, Putin, and Georgy Malenkov, citing Elizabeth Malinkoff as a clue. He further compares photos of Zelensky, Malenkov, and Chris Penn, suggesting they are related.

The text then delves into Zelensky’s financial dealings, referencing the Pandora Papers and his company Kvartal95. It’s stated that Kvartal95 set up offshore firms used to purchase properties in London. The author questions how Zelensky acquired significant funds before his TV stardom in 2015. Ihor Kolomoysky is mentioned as an oligarch with triple Ukraine-Israel-Cyprus citizenship, controlling airlines and media, and whose companies are linked to Zelensky and Kvartal95. The text suggests that Zelensky’s rise to presidency was orchestrated by his production company and Kolomoysky, likening it to a live reality TV show.

Finally, Mathis concludes that the conflict is not a squabble between Russian, Ukraine, and US oligarchs, but rather a continuation of an “east-west alliance” since WWII that benefits all sides. He argues it serves to distract from “international pharmaceutical companies” and their collaborators in government and media, who are allegedly complicit in a “crime against humanity” and continue to exploit taxpayers through rising prices, bailouts, and debt.

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The author, Miles Mathis, argues in “The FAKE War in Ukraine” that the conflict is a staged psyop orchestrated by Hollywood, with Vladimir Putin as a caricature villain and Sean Penn, who is speculatively linked to Putin’s family, acting as a “mini-me.” Mathis criticizes a CNN interview featuring Sean Penn and Anderson Cooper, deeming Penn’s appearance and statements unconvincing and mentally unwell. The author asserts that Zelensky, also portrayed as a “Jewish-actor mini-me cousin,” has a background as an actor and producer, with his history documented on IMDB. Mathis believes the fake war is a distraction from alleged “Covid and vaccine crime against humanity” and a coming “Trucker-led revolution in the US”, likening it to a “wag-the-dog moment.” He further claims the war is a scam to bill the treasury for inflated military costs, benefiting “the Phoenicians” and the top 1% at the taxpayer’s expense. The “alternative press,” including Tucker Carlson, Alex Jones, Mike Adams, and Gateway Pundit, are accused of promoting the war as real and amplifying nuclear war fears, which Mathis dismisses as non-existent. Additions to the text mention MI6’s claim about LGBT being the war’s focus, FEMA’s seemingly absurd advice regarding nuclear explosions, and exaggerated reports of assassination plots against Zelensky. GOP governors’ actions against Russian products are also mocked. Mathis speculates on deep familial connections between Sean Penn, Putin, and historical figures like Georgy Malenkov, citing names like Elizabeth Malinkoff and comparing photos of Zelensky, Malenkov, and Chris Penn. The text also details Zelensky’s business dealings through his company Kvartal95 and Ihor Kolomoysky, referencing the Pandora Papers and offshore accounts used to acquire London properties. Kolomoysky’s triple citizenship and control over airlines and media are noted. Mathis concludes that the conflict is a manufactured “east-west alliance” since WWII designed to benefit all parties, distract from pharmaceutical companies and complicit media and government figures involved in a “crime against humanity,” and facilitate the continued “rape of the taxpayer.”

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