This article by Miles Mathis discusses Laura Helmuth, claiming her resignation from UnScientific American is a result of a CIA conflagration. Mathis alleges that UnScientific American, CNN, and the Washington Post are all involved in this situation, with UnScientific American particularly damaged by his past criticisms. He describes Helmuth as a “bloated body” thrown from the wreckage, attributing her “Trump meltdown” to long-term CIA influence.
Mathis outlines Helmuth’s academic and professional trajectory, starting with a PhD in “bognitive neuroscience” from Berkeley. He draws a parallel between her and Demis Hassabis, another alleged PhD in “bognitive neuroscience” who he links to the CIA. Helmuth then pursued a “Science Communication” master’s at UC Santa Cruz, which Mathis labels a CIA front and a program for creating “CIA Fake-science Propaganda.” He asserts that Helmuth’s tenure as editor of UnScientific American shifted the magazine’s focus to a “DEI front,” further degrading its content.
The article states Helmuth was placed at Science magazine after UC Santa Cruz, eventually becoming an editor, and then moved to The Washington Post, described as the CIA’s “flagship newspaper.” While at the Washington Post, she oversaw “The Vaccine Project,” a video series written by Anna Rothschild and Brian Monroe, aimed at addressing vaccine hesitancy. Mathis questions the relevance of “bognitive neuroscience” to this project and links it to promoting Pfizer. He also notes the name Rothschild with suspicion.
Mathis points out that UnScientific American endorsed Biden for President, a first in its history, and subsequently endorsed Harris. He suggests Helmuth’s “meltdown” might be due to the CIA not always winning and perhaps being “hung out to dry.” He dismisses Helmuth’s explanation of the Biden endorsement as unanimous agreement among scientists, suggesting it was a handpicked SA board influenced by “Langley/Pfizer” and motivated by disapproval of Trump’s Covid response, particularly “Warp-speed.”
The author criticizes Helmuth’s bibliography at Wikipedia, calling her articles “not groundbreaking” and citing a piece on “Hanukkah food” for Smithsonian as an example of her unrelated work, despite allegedly being their science editor. Other listed works include pieces on Sally Ride and the SA anniversary. Mathis notes that Wikipedia hides her age and parents, prompting him to conduct a “people search.” He claims she is 55 and related to Chandler Helmuth and Karen Chandler. He draws a spurious connection between Karen Chandler and a victim of Ted Bundy.
Mathis states that Laura Helmuth now resides in Derwood, MD, questioning this given UnScientific American’s editorial offices are in New York. He speculates about her commuting and confirms his CIA guess by noting Derwood is near Bethesda.
The article then shifts to UnScientific American’s ownership by Holtzbrinck, a German publisher with a Nazi past. Mathis highlights the apparent contradiction of Holtzbrinck being a former Nazi publisher while also being Jewish and major donors to the Jerusalem Foundation. He details the Holtzbrinck family’s history, their Austrian noble status, and their involvement with George von Holtzbrinck, August Schlosser, Philipp Bouhler, and the DAF (German Labor Front) during the Nazi era. He mentions Holtzbrinck’s post-war fine and their acquisition of Jewish publishing houses. The article links Holtzbrinck to other noble families and historical figures like Kaiser Wilhelm and the Queen of England.
Finally, Mathis mentions Stephen Colbert’s wish for a comet to cleanse the Earth of Trump’s appointments, sarcastically suggesting Colbert should move to Canada with Helmuth and “the rest of Hollywood.” He concludes by mentioning “bognitive science” in relation to Canada.
List of Subjects, Names, References, Locations, Companies, etc.:
- Laura Helmuth
- Miles Mathis
- UnScientific American
- CNN
- Washington Post
- CIA
- Trump
- Demis Hassabis
- Berkeley
- Sidon
- Tyre
- UC Santa Cruz
- Science magazine
- Pfizer
- Biden
- Harris
- Langley
- Wikipedia
- Smithsonian
- Hanukkah
- Latkes
- Hamentashan
- Sally Ride
- Chandler Helmuth
- Christine Helmuth
- Karen Chandler
- Ted Bundy
- Florida State
- Derwood, MD
- New York Plaza
- Radaris
- Instantcheckmate
- DC
- LA
- Bethesda
- Holtzbrinck
- Germany
- Nazi
- Jerusalem Foundation
- Austrian
- George von Holtzbrinck
- August Schlosser
- DAF
- German Labor Front
- Hitler
- Philipp Bouhler
- S. Fischer
- Farrar, Strauss, and Giroux
- Barons von Griessenbach
- von Donnersmarcks
- von Arco-Zinnebergs
- von Waldbergs
- Kaiser Wilhelm
- Queen of England
- Stephen Colbert
- El
- Hollywood
- Canada
- DEI
- Covid
- Warp-speed