This article is a critical opinion piece by Miles Mathis regarding the US Open golf tournament and its winner, Bryson DeChambeau. Mathis alleges that DeChambeau’s significant physical transformation and increased driving distance are the result of drug use, particularly steroids, which he likens to the Lance Armstrong doping scandal in cycling. Mathis claims that DeChambeau’s purported poverty backstory is a fabricated narrative to mask his privileged upbringing and family connections, which he believes are instrumental in his success within the sport. The author also criticizes the slow pace of play among professional golfers, the perceived elitism and insular nature of the PGA Tour, and what he views as a general lack of authenticity and substance in the sport. He speculates about widespread doping and even a conspiracy among golfers, suggesting many prominent players may be Jewish and actively concealing their heritage. Mathis contrasts his own lifelong, less-assisted approach to golf with the perceived artificiality of modern professional golf.

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